Dear Dakota,

I want you to know before the inevitable happens that we tried with you. But you kept on destroying. You even snuck back into the room through the whole in the screen wall that YOU created and destroyed more of our stuff. How can we continue to vouch for you? I really doubt that there will be anything we can do to save you and keep you with us. Maybe your new family will put you through puppy training, because I doubt that's the route mine will go in. We even found a school for you when we went to the festival, Saturday. But you just couldn't last without destroying something else until my parents got home...

I'll be missing you.