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Saturday, January 9, 2010

What can you do?

What can you do when everything you've ever known and believed is suddenly all a lie? What left is there to believe about anything? How do you know what is right to believe in? How can you bear it, when you can't find a belief to hang on to?


I don't know the right answers to these questions. I can't figure out the right answers to anything. All I know that I can do is just keep on loving God. Have faith that everything is as it should be, and not worry, because God has his hold on everything, and there is not one thing we can do. Best I can do is just continue to learn more. Continue to love more... and be good. lol =]

I'm not choosing good because I think it can earn my place with God... that's false. But I choose good...'cause it's good. There is a lot of bad in this world. I want no part in it. These things try to tear me up inside everyday, but there's not much you can do, really. So...no worries....

hehe

"Don't worry about a thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright." Never a truer song :)

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Joke, Courtesy of...........

Joke-Of-The-Day.com :D

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.


Quote:

"You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."
-John Ciardi

Anecdote

Last night my sister walked out to use the bathroom and noticed the light in our birds room was still on. She as she turned the light off, Cherokee said to her, "Bless you!" Freaked, my sister said you're welcome and hurried out of the room.


:D lol!

Oh noooooo........

Winter Break is coming to a close! Time to go back to school =/

Gonna hang out with the fam today, as well as finish up those school projects I haven't completed... Woo, can't wait to go... <--if you know me, that's, of course, a lie! I really don't care lol

ALTHOUGH I would like to just stay home for awhile... Gosh I'm looking for this weekend! Good lord, I'm a shut in.......................

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Where ya at?! Boost Mobile!

Aha, just kidding. Boost Mobile has nothing to do with anything at all... i just felt like adding that, 'cause the commercials always have something in there about "where ya at?!" or something... or maybe I'm confused.....

Ok, well, I know I'm confused! I'm kind of at a loss here D=

Dude, where you at? When I found out that bit of information, stuff was different for a while, not at all in a pleasant way. After a minute, stuff got back to...somewhat normal, at least for me I guess, and for awhile I was able to not think about what I found out but it comes back occasionally just taunting me.

You know what? I really don't want to be selfish, here. It's hard not to be selfish in this situation, increasingly hard. But, maybe I'm a selfish person. I'm trying so I'll take credit for that. It's just that I just want it one way or the other. Not in the middle. You can't have your cake and eat it too! Well, technically you can... so that phrase is just BS. Whoever came up with that had no clue what they were talking about. Who gets a piece of cake and just sits there and looks at it? Sorry, back on subject... You can't have your cake and eat it too. It's one way or the other, and I don't even know where you're at in this! I can only speculate, which I shouldn't be left to. You haven't even communicated with me about this! You really need to do that! Are you still where you were at before? Confused and unsure, etc? I really don't want to put on the pressure if you are... that's where it's getting hard for me not to be selfish over here. I'm going through things too! But listen to what I'm saying here.... You cannot have your cake and eat it too. It's one or the other! It's going to work for you to feel things for two different people and keep them both, because if that's how it's gonna be... I'm sorry, I'ma have to bounce.. I'm not used to this kind of stuff. I don't know how to handle it.... I don't even know how it's going on down at your end... Do you even know how to handle it? Woo... what a mess. Glad I get to rant in things like a blog... so grateful to have this thingy... like you're going to read this anyway. Though, I really wish you would.

Because one day it's just gonna burst outta me

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happ New Year =]

Didn't do anything to see it in. just went to sleep! My brother called today though. Whoopie. So, i have some stuff to share! Hopefully it will induce chuckles.

By way of Joke of the Day's semi daily emails here is a joke called:

New Year's Follies...
It was New Year's Eve and a very rich man was having a party at his house. He had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, hanging out with his friends all standing around and partying next to the pool.

The guy gets up on the life guard tower and calls for attention. His friends all look up as the rich, eccentric man announces, "The first person that swims across my pool will get all my money!"

No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, takes a swig of his scotch and says, "Ok...the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house!"

Still no one moves.

"OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes."

Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time.

"OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle, everything I own."

"Splash!" Somebody was in the pool! Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on tower jumps down and runs over to him.

"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done. Do you want the money now or later?"

"I don't want the money."

"Do you want the house now or later?"

"I don't want the house."

"Do you want the cars and planes now or later?"

"I don't want the cars or the planes."

"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"

"I don't want that either."

"Do you want the girls now or later?"

"I don't want the girls."

The rich guy looks at him, quite perplexed and says, "Well, what the heck do you want?!?!"

The man looked back at him intenetly and said:

"I want the jerk that pushed me in!"


:D


Quote - also by way of a Joke of the Day email:

"An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves."
-Bill Vaughan